Great Hair Meets Fake Facial Hair

A roving gang of mustachioed bandits invaded campus yesterday. Before they were chased off by the NYPD Special Trimming Squad, though, they got a very special photo op. 

Salvador Dalí would be so proud.


  • The Dink

    YES!!! I’m honored to know these illustrious men!

  • sad to sayPosted from campus

    there was actually a really short guy with a long gray coat who had one of these, like a REAL one, like a real fucking Dali ’stache.
    saw him at butler once

    so many weirdoes at butler

  • i thinkPosted from campus

    prezbo is hiding massive shoulders of steel.

  • ...Posted from campus

    for posing in their photo, mr. lee bollinger gets a grade of S for satisfactory citizenship.

    if mr. bollinger aspires to earn the prestigious E for excellent citizenship, he should consider donning one himself next time.

    it’s clear that he is performing at a level which is below his apparent ability.

  • OMJEEZYPosted from campus

    OMGZZZ FUCKING HILARIOUS HIPSTERZZZZ.. QUE CLEVERZZZ!!!

    • ....Posted from campus

      “Hey dude, I saw your picture posing with Prezbo”.

      “Whatever we totally just did that to be ironic.”

      “….”

      Someone needs to tell these guys that they’re really not interesting to anyone else. Jesus.

      • I don't get itPosted from campus

        Why exactly is everyone hating? You were obviously bored enough to go onto bwog, to click on this article, and then to post on it. Also- hipsters? or do they look just like every other Columbia kid or NYC kid.. Like jeans! and shirts! hoodies!

        To me this is just a bit of unadulterated, light-hearted, spontaneous, Columbia fun that happens far too infrequently. Plus, Prez Bo was clearly a good sport (although I agree with above that it would have been way more awesome had he also been wearing a stache.)
        Tirade over. go study.

  • PrezboPosted from campus

    Should’ve been at Glass House Rocks.

  • maybePosted from campus

    i’m not hipster enough?

    but i don’t get it.

  • hmmPosted from campus

    how do I know the staches weren’t photoshopped on?

  • winston

    is so hot, stache or not

  • DHIPosted from campus

    I don’t think there’s anything hipster about it, they thought it would be funny to wear mustaches and then the university President came by and they thought it would be fun to take a picture with him.

  • well,Posted from campus

    winston might be a hipster. edward has a couple points in the hipster category. the one in the hat is canadian, so who knows what he is.

  • wellPosted from campus

    balding guy in the back is a hipster

  • prezboPosted from campus

    looks like a cutout

    • ummPosted from campus

      Yeah, a cutout with its legs apart, one at exactly the right height to look like it is standing on two steps at once….

  • SoooPosted from campus

    Go kill someone signed bad horse!

  • TysonB

    I think Edward looks really really good.

  • MustacheRidePosted from campus

    I wonder why Prez Bo has not twittered about this yet.

  • YESPosted from campus

    SENIORSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • definitionPosted from campus

    light-hearted, spontaneous fun sort of defines the hipster m.o. like pillow fights on the national mall, dancing people in piccadilly, or watergun fights in union square…i’m not judging it, I’m just calling it what it is

  • jordan keenenPosted from campus

    is a god among men. or a man among boyz. or something else that conveys his utter awesomeness

    and to those who are hipster-dropping a) it has a negative connotation & b) trust me when I say that nothing could be further from the truth

    Addendum:
    CO-WHAT?

  • rerax.Posted from campus

    I’m sorry, you don’t have to be a hipster to like mustaches. They are universally hilarious when blatantly fake….. actually sometimes they are hilarious when they are real. and the fact that a gaggle of people wearing them in public got prezbo to take a photo with them is HILARIOUS.

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