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Watch your step in front of Butler tonight – the forces of nature have opened a cavernous pit by the main entrance. One of the grates by the wall collapsed.
Public Safety assured our tipster that no one had fallen in.
Good thing, too, otherwise they might have found Columbia’s secret gold vault.
Photo by Aryeh Hillman
Tags: butler, death from below, don't walk under ladders, holes
5 April 2009 @ 5:55 PM · 20 comments
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Contains photos of Scarlett Johansson + cast of A View From The Bridge, St. John’s Cathedral, and various people cooking. Please contact ibk2105@columbia.edu if found!
Double-band gold Cartier ring lost in or near Claremont.
Small, black umbrella in Pupin 428. Has a button that both expands and retracts it.
Lost, a brown leather-bound Exacompta planner, the size of a checkbook, possibly in 207 Mathematics. Has my name and phone number, please return if found!
now I’m DEFINITELY going to trip when I walk in front of butler and instead of the awkward toe-stubbing it’s “take on me” into another subdimension of butler
and when you thought the but couldn’t get any deeper, it opens up another hole. ah, how many shall thee claim from humanity!
The But-hole.
in the but(ler)
when i was walking past this, i was hoping there’d be an article on bwog. thanks, bwog!
It symbolizes the growing hole in our souls due to UW.
performance art is awesome.
in the third Indiana Jones movie where he breaks open the floor of the library and goes into that crypt. Do you think there’s a templar buried down there?
i do think that hole is the way to temple on which butler was built. it explains the ghost of a naked girl i see in the stacks all the time…
the ghost is the collective desire that all have to have a glorious, yet somehow transcendent (hence, the ghost), hook-up in the stacks.
yes
Ah. Venice.
weird. because i saw some kid playing with the grate like 30min before they put up the caution tape…
They put the ladder, it’s up to you climb out with your broken ankle.
Make #3 a Favorite Comment right now. Please.
hmm…what do you mean by “gold” ?
…what the hell is wrong with CubMail? is anyone else getting kicked off after one click-through? wtf?
its irritating
everything is wrong with cubmail? switch to gmail, christ.
what you get for using the webmail interface. Just use any IMAP client; the server is hardly ever down.
that’s why i hooked up with my man gmail. gmail makes love, cubmail rapes!